"Hogsmeade looked like a Christmas card; the little thatched cottages and shops were all covered in a layer of crisp snow; there were holly wreaths on the doors and strings of enchanted candles hanging in the trees."
Halle-leuh! *snaps finger sassily*
All of this.
I don’t understand the stress on being “politically correct” when some people don’t like saying “Happy Holidays. I also don’t understand the anger some people feel when they’re told or the wrong holiday. I say “holidays” myself and I’m a Christian and I don’t expect people to say “Merry Christmas” to me. Hell, I’d find it really cool if someone said “Happy Hannukah” or “Joyous Kwanzaa” to me actually.
someone right now could be thinking dirty thoughts about you
I encourage those who are to share them with me.
If you think dirty thoughts about me I’ll get offended if you don’t share them with me
Yeah this is all fun and games until some stranger on the internet tells you he wants to fuck your armpit
Cheshire Cat by Joe Wiereng
~Welcome to planet Jupiter~
Since i’m cool and i want to do something nice for all of you wonderful people i decided to do a giveaway because i love you all and you make this tumblr journey worthwhile.
So here we go ,there will only be one winner and you get to choose which bag you want because there is no way in hell you’re getting both because they’re expensive
and i want one heuehue.
You my friend will receive:
1.Leopard sid backpack or Winged sid backpack
2.Fujifilm Instax mini 8 instant film camera - pink.
3.Etude House BB Cream cotton fit.
4.Etude house CC Cream.
Im not going to be a poo and say you have to follow me because you don’t have to but it would be nice if you did because im cool and i’ll love you forever.
As this giveaway is for my followers i would be super grateful if you did follow *winks*
Reblog as much as you like , LIKES DO COUNT
This giveaway will end on the 15th of February so you have enough time to try try try and win win win
- I’ll ship Internationally
i like my ships like kaisoo free.
- Please be comfortable with messaging me where you are located.
- Likes count
- i’ll add in a free bag of rice and chopsticks because ,no rice no life.
- Have your ask box open
- Winner will be notified via message and has to answer within 48 hours, otherwise another winner will be drawn.
- Winner will be drawn randomly.
- Dont’ be a poop and erase all the text m’kay
Have fun my loves and goodluck.
*pats your putt*
Can I join you?
donice09 replied to your post “I have 5 minutes to drink my tea but its scalding hot!!!! Wtf do I do”
Put it in the fridge
I ended up leaving the loo and going back to work it was dreadful :( plus my tea was from a coffee shop so i kinda couldnt i ended up leaving it ;’(
AND FROM MY CORPSE I AM REBORN!!!
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR TITS
This is normal. This is called ecdysis. This is how invertebrates grow.
okay so ive reblogged this before, but i might add that spider crabs are THE MOST AWFUL FUCKING CRABS EVER i mean they look like fucking spiders BUT THWEY ARE ALL HARD LIKE MUTHAFUCKING CRABS AND U CANT SQUISH THEM CAUS THEY ARE LIKE HUGE i hate them
I think Suzanne Collins’ entire concept for these books was “How can I be the exact opposite of Stephanie Meyers?”
(SORRY ABOUT THE LANGUAGE I COULDN’T RESIST)
For the first time in his eleven years, Harry James Potter got to open proper presents at Christmas, all because Ron Weasley wrote home and told his own parents that Harry wasn’t expecting anything.
What the Weasleys lacked in galleons, they more than made up for in heart.
Circa 1968 Aloisia Rucellai evening bag, gold and platinum, translucent enamel, diamonds, and rubies.
all I can think is Slytherin
#dont even fucking try to tell me thats not slytherin #some slyherin bought that #with her family money thats been handed down to her #to go to a ball in the 60s #dont even fucKING TELL ME IM WRONG
#it looks like it can only be opened with parseltongue
"Oh hold on I gotta get a tampon"
have you ever been so attracted to someone that it upset you deep within your soul